"Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress."

-

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

(via barbie-dolls-xx)

(Source: makoraa, via hallelujahhov)

(originally from makoraa)

animeliberationfront:

I literally overcame self esteem issues by making ironically over-arrogant claims because even if you’re joking about something a lot you start to believe it and that can totally work in a good way if you let it

(via itsmarionregine)

(originally from animeliberationfront)


surejan:

….just in case

(Source: dorites, via kanyewesticle)

(originally from dorites)

ruinedchildhood:

where is the lie

ruinedchildhood:

where is the lie

(via tripto-caine)

(originally from ruinedchildhood)

(originally from addictly)

(originally from ruinedchildhood)

poppunktunes:

"Lol chill Hazel Grace, it’s a metaphor"

poppunktunes:

"Lol chill Hazel Grace, it’s a metaphor"

(Source: adictaalatinta, via ruinedchildhood)

(originally from adictaalatinta)



[ ***Flawless (feat. Nicki Minaj) ]

(Source: adoringbeyonce, via vincecarters)

(originally from adoringbeyonce)

okaywork:

oh my GOD i cant wait to wear leggings and boots and scarves and sweaters and smell pumpkin and spice and have bonfires and scary movies on all the time i cant wait to not sweat when i step outside god fall cant come fast enough

(via okaywork)

(originally from okaywork)

(originally from cuntamination)

lost-in-ecstasy:

nonpaura:

This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.

wow this is so clever

lost-in-ecstasy:

nonpaura:

This has to be one of my favorite post on tumblr.

wow this is so clever

(Source: 11mm, via ladylazarus)

(originally from 11mm)

imawanchor:

you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding on oblivion 

imawanchor:

you know ive hit quality blogging when i post a picture of 16 vicars riding on oblivion 

(via ruinedchildhood)

(originally from imawanchor)

xwatchmerise:

merosse:

If u see a guy with long hair he’s either gorgeous or fucking weird and the answer lays in what type of shoe he’s wearing

This is the best post I’ve ever read

(via sexuallyactivegrandma)

(originally from merosse-deactivated20140123)

kylebenjaminross:

Seriously Simon you need to stop calling me two seconds after I’ve just finished a gig and used up all my energy spending three hours doing the same pose over and over again and then walking out of the shoot to go fly to Miami so I can tap some random birds and fire hydrants for more energy because I already tapped every bird and fire hydrant in Southern California and when I tap those birds and fire hydrants I don’t get any energy anyway so I have to drag myself back to the photoshoot and the photographer is oblivious to the fact that I just up and walked out and just keeps taking pictures that I never even get to see. You are seriously the manager from hell and my social life is a mess because my so called girlfriend just calls me out of the blue and says we should break up and she’s basic anyway and has no appreciation for all the bottles of wine I buy and the fancy ass dinners where she insults my outfit and then we go straight to kissing because that’s apparently a sign of a healthy relationship in this town.
But yeah I’ll take the gig.

kylebenjaminross:

Seriously Simon you need to stop calling me two seconds after I’ve just finished a gig and used up all my energy spending three hours doing the same pose over and over again and then walking out of the shoot to go fly to Miami so I can tap some random birds and fire hydrants for more energy because I already tapped every bird and fire hydrant in Southern California and when I tap those birds and fire hydrants I don’t get any energy anyway so I have to drag myself back to the photoshoot and the photographer is oblivious to the fact that I just up and walked out and just keeps taking pictures that I never even get to see. You are seriously the manager from hell and my social life is a mess because my so called girlfriend just calls me out of the blue and says we should break up and she’s basic anyway and has no appreciation for all the bottles of wine I buy and the fancy ass dinners where she insults my outfit and then we go straight to kissing because that’s apparently a sign of a healthy relationship in this town.

But yeah I’ll take the gig.

(via julesschratter)

(originally from kylebenjaminross)

hylianears:

notafuckingwizard:

Favourite Australian saying: “have a good one”. Have a good what? We’ll never tell. You’ll never know Australian secrets.

who’s gonna take the 82 hour trip down to no where land to tell these people half the english speaking world uses their apparently exclusive phrases

(via okaywork)

(originally from notafuckingwizard)


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| Maike | 17 | Denmark. |
I should really get off the internet and go to sleep.